You will eat what I put in front of you with out a word of complaint and then thank me for cooking you a nutritious, low salt, healthy and tasty meal - not a peep out of you.
You will allow mummy to sleep till 6.30am.
You will not shout "please come and wipe my bum" continually a the top of your voices until I turn up. I do acknowledge you first time and set off.
You will not bring friends ie worms and other creatures to the dinning table.
You will not insist on reading the same book 100 times over, we have lots of books and visit the library regularly, so it is not as though we have a shortage.
You will allow me to visit the smallest room in peace.
You will refrain from pulling my fingers off whatever I am doing and trying to drag me to where you want me.
I do not allow any little hair visitors in to this house - ever.
You will flush the toilet and put the seat down after each and every use.
I aim to please, so please try to aim.
Inside only voices please, I am not hard of hearing, just sick of listening sometimes!